Number 1 Samurai

yOU DIDN'T SEe anyTHING
Ask me about my Tempur-Pedic
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Realizing I have no pets left to zap because my sides are full/underaged.

neopianbank: i find this to be very disturbing…

neopianbank:

i find this to be very disturbing…

(Source: aroostotle)

Aww me too! I always read to my mutant eyrie :)

Aww me too! I always read to my mutant eyrie :)

(Source: )

neopianangst: IT LOOKS LIKE YOU’VE… BEGUN TWO NC PROMOTIONS AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME. MARALIE BELIEVES THAT, IF YOU ASK ME TO SPEND ONE MORE FUCKING DOLLAR OUT OF MY PAYCHECK ON THE NC MALL, MY FIST WILL BE TRANSFORMED INTO BEING IN YOUR FACE. CARE TO SEE FOR YOURFUCKINGSELF?

neopianangst:

IT LOOKS LIKE YOU’VE…

BEGUN TWO NC PROMOTIONS AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME.

MARALIE BELIEVES THAT, IF YOU ASK ME TO SPEND ONE MORE FUCKING DOLLAR OUT OF MY PAYCHECK ON THE NC MALL, MY FIST WILL BE TRANSFORMED INTO BEING IN YOUR FACE. CARE TO SEE FOR YOURFUCKINGSELF?

All Things Neopets.: FESTIVAL OF NEGGS GUIDE 

usukireject:

The first plaid negg is at Roo Island. There is a mini negg that requires NC, and then there is a regular, plaid negg to collect. KEEP SEARCHING until you have to deliver the negg to Kari.

Bonus plastic neggs:

http://www.neopets.com/island/mystichut.phtml
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My prize was fucking shit. But oh well. Also, it takes four days to find all the neggs in a set I guess?? That’s the consensus on the boards, anyways.

Super quick NC item giveaway

pooglesandprejudice:

ok so I have all these items and I don’t want any of them but I have 3 NC gift boxes so here’s the deal:

  • Be following me
  • Like once and reblog once or you will be disqualified
  • I’ll use a random number generator to pick the 1st 2nd and 3rd winner who will get their pick of one item in that order
  • I’ll pick the winners at midnight gmt (4pm nst? idk)

sorry these are rubbish items I just want to get rid of some of them k go 

neopetsfanatic:

neopianpsychopath:

For some reason, when I picture dinner time at Cockroach Towers….

I think of someone calling all the pets down like:

savannahfaerie: Hello followers and fellow tumblr users! It’s time for another of my fabulous Neopets givaways! :D :D :D This time there will be a few more rules and such but it’s pretty much the same :) Rule #1: You must be following my blog to win! I post super cool stuff! Rule #2: You cannot reblog more that 1 time per blog (If you have more than one go ahead!) If I catch you re’blogging more than once on one blog I will disqualify you NO EXCEPTIONS, PERIOD THE END. Rule #3: I’m not going to do a live drawing this time, I did it on Tinychat last time and we got a ton of nude shots D: Rule #4: I will NOT post the winners tumblr name or Neo name. I did last time and they got flooded with spam and hate mail :( No bueno! PRIZE TIME YALL! Here’s what you could win!! :D :D :D FIRST PRIZE! : 500,000 nps! :D :D :D SECOND PRIZE! : 200,000 nps! :D :D :D THIRD PRIZE! : 50,000 nps! :D :D :D FOURTH PRIZE : A ton of rare and freaking sweet items! :D  FIFTH PRIZE : Couple of codestones and a dubloon :) GOOOOOD LUCK! Have fun re-blogging! :D And also, check out my etsy shop :) http://www.etsy.com/shop/CutieSavannah?ref=seller_info

savannahfaerie:

Hello followers and fellow tumblr users! It’s time for another of my fabulous Neopets givaways! :D :D :D 

This time there will be a few more rules and such but it’s pretty much the same :)

  • Rule #1: You must be following my blog to win! I post super cool stuff!
  • Rule #2: You cannot reblog more that 1 time per blog (If you have more than one go ahead!) If I catch you re’blogging more than once on one blog I will disqualify you NO EXCEPTIONS, PERIOD THE END.
  • Rule #3: I’m not going to do a live drawing this time, I did it on Tinychat last time and we got a ton of nude shots D:
  • Rule #4: I will NOT post the winners tumblr name or Neo name. I did last time and they got flooded with spam and hate mail :( No bueno!

PRIZE TIME YALL! Here’s what you could win!! :D :D :D

  • FIRST PRIZE! : 500,000 nps! :D :D :D
  • SECOND PRIZE! : 200,000 nps! :D :D :D
  • THIRD PRIZE! : 50,000 nps! :D :D :D
  • FOURTH PRIZE : A ton of rare and freaking sweet items! :D 
  • FIFTH PRIZE : Couple of codestones and a dubloon :)
GOOOOOD LUCK! Have fun re-blogging! :D


And also, check out my etsy shop :)

what if i kindly asked for a mass genocide of kikos

jhudoras-saggy-tits:

sporkly:

supernegg:

theneopianaddict:

trigh:

lets get a petition going to open up kiko hunting season. here, i’ll be the first signature:

1: Cara

2. Nicole

3. Becca :D

4. Jodie

5. Nadia

6. Ash

(Source: acaras)

Painted/LE pets I’ve found thus far for those interested:

ratoune_ratoune the Island Kyrii

Lana_del_rey_95 the Red Tonu

hersheyy124e the Electric Elephante

Magic_Puppy876 the Christmas Lupe

Kimiimela the Speckled Poogle

Omnomnomzer the Blue Chomby

5s_psellia_q5s_1_1 the Split Lenny

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